Alf Mushpie

Alf Mushpie was a blind date fluke with Opus. She is a misandrist, virulent feminist, and lesbian. She and Opus went on some dates that didn't go well. After Opus and Cutter John went missing over the Atlantic, she was left with a book called Learn How to be a Model...Or Just Look Like One! In 1985, she was in Tehran lighting a pile of veils and bras.